Monsters Killed: 2031
Found babbling fool to take letter. Go me. Went to Qalaba'r to talk to jeweler about gift for Tin Can lady. Jeweler would not bargain, v. rude. Found strange brown lump instead, will have to do for gift. Met v. strange man claiming to be lion jumping in middle of town think he may need medication.
Times Killed: 84

Found house surrounded by carrots, v. strange. Found owner, looking for rabbits to make slippers, must have carcass in tact. Eew. Killed 58 before finding dead rabbit Slipper Man was happy with. Made me one slipper. Can't wear just one. Bastard. Told me to make my own. More rabbit killing, finally found good carcass. Stabbed self with needle three times trying to sew. Dammit. Hate rabbits now, will kill them all. Making rabbit pie for whole town for dinner. Stupid rabbits.

Monsters Killed: 1195
No one wants letter, cannot get it of hand, v. irritating. Tin Can Lady talking about strange slavery arrangement. Sounds v. kinky, will have to inquire.
Times Killed: 52

Monsters Killed: 895
Letter still stuck to hand, v. annoying. Lady in tin can gave me outfit, clashes badly. Keep getting stuck in pink swirly, so dizzy. Lady made me run v. far, made sparklies all over, feeling v. butch.
Times Died: 41

Monsters killed: 372 V. good, bow arm v. tired.
Lots of running, pink swirls, v. dizzy. Seen rainbow few more times. Feel somehow more butch.
Times died: 12

Showed up in Shoushi outpost last week, not sure how I got there, v. confused. Little man gave me note, pointed to pink swirly thing that took me into tunnel. Tunnel spun a lot, got v. dizzy. Spoke to man inside in yellow coat, looked v. tacky, would not answer my questions, told me to get paper from the chest, v. rude. Sent me to talk to his friend, same outfit, still v. tacky, made me clean his house, stole some armor. Bastard. Wuss needed wasps killed, had no bug spray, wasps v. large, killed me. Swirly tunnel again, v. dizzy but not dead...I don't think. Looted own corpse, v. disturbing, killed wasps, plucked wings, gave them to wuss who sent me to blacksmith. Blacksmith also v. wussy, sent me to kill goblin-thing and get bellows. Kicked goblin ass. Go me. Gave bellows back to wussy Blacksmith. Rainbow and strange sound, v. pretty, do not know what caused this. Broke into Quartermaster's shop, got weapon. Q.Master suggested oiling weapon. Think Q.Master might be kind of gay. Trying to find a way out, Sr. Guard insisted on touching my oily red weapon, showed me new pink swirly thing, v. dizzy again. Led to burning building. Bastard. Another tacky guard, crying like baby, can't these people do anything for themselves? Killed scarecrows for crying baby, gave note to baby, more crying. Gave note back also fluffy purple coat, is everyone in this place gay? Sent me to pink swirl, dizzy. Found pawn shop, sold loot. Threw note away, stuck to hand. Tried to sell note, stuck to hand. Stupid note. Went to take frustrations out on goblin-things.